trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.


category 5 kaiju
[video] [h/t: cineraria]

[video] [h/t: cineraria]

8bit-anarchy:

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

raspbeary:

girls should have long hair. i prefer girls with long hair. the hair must be very long at least 85 ft. long so that i may wrap my entire body around it several times and coat it in salive and form a cocoon from which i will emerge victorious and claim my throne as the moth king

The Hunter, the Captain, the Prodigy, and the Strategist.
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howidiotic:

ISN’T IT AWFUL WHEN YOU’RE READING A POST AND YOU ACCIDENTLY REFRESH THE DASHBOARD AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THE POST AGAIN

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

pau1y:

what the fuck is your damage henry